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As you may have noticed, me, you haven't been around lately.

I'm sorry.

Me too.

Your posts are gimmicky and immature, and your voice is distracting.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Where have you been?

I have entered the BLOGOSPHERE.

Noooooo, not the dreaded BLOGOSPHERE.

I'm afraid so. I have split into many dimensions a few of which are right HERE and many more which are NOT.

But how will I know I'm dealing with the real SURFACER?

Son, let me tell you, none of my dimensions lie. We are legit.

Legit like Knowhow?

Awe.

Yeah.