This is your official invitation.

You have been randomly (or not) selected from adrift in the cosmos to attend the Blahgrrrs Banquet at PS1 in Iowa City, IA on April 23rd at 6PM (you may want to put it in your phone now as a date for which you don't need to worry about dinner). The Blahgrrrs Banquet is a gathering of folks hosted by split persona John EEE and involves the serving of food and the reading of words (and although it sounds formal it is indeed not). Please feel free to attend. And if this participatory yet erratic process for eating and listening is too unusual, too grotesque, or too much like an empty marketing ploy for a dying art exhibit, please take our dollar as collateral for the mystification we have caused. We are throwing caution to the wind. We are amateur viral marketers. We are hoping to be present. I will do my best to make it worthwhile: I hope you will donate to a good cause, I will let you bring my dollar back. I can't wait to see you.