This is your official invitation.

You have been randomly (or not) selected from adrift in the cosmos to attend the Introvert Invitational at PS1 in Iowa City, IA on April 23rd at 6PM. The Introvert Invitational is a gathering of strangers hosted by the outsourced individual, John EEE, and involves embarrassing returns. Please feel free to attend. And if this participatory yet erratic process for serving food and words is too out there, too psychically strange, or quite short of amusing, we understand. Please take our dollar as collateral for the sourness we have manifested. We are trying to extend. We are trying to diversify. We are hoping to be present. We will do our best to make your time worthwhile: we will allow you to donate for a strawman. I can't wait to see you.